WTF IS GOING ON MOTHER NATURE? Tomorrow on Long Island (North East) … We’re supposed to get heavy rain mixed with possible snow (blahhh) and intense winds of about 60mph. I don’t want to deal with any power outages. I’m ready for some normal fun in the sun weather. Who’s down with me?
PS: Anyone in tornadoville, take cover.
QUICK! Guess where I live?!
For those of you that guessed “One of the three counties in the nation with a TORNADO WARNING label” you win!
If I die, someone find the file on my computer named “lol goodbye internet,” change my blog name to BenDidLife and get Morgan Freeman to do the eulogy.
‘Preciate it.



